Madder Than A Bitch

Well as some know and some do not I have recently went through a very shitty breakup with someone I actually held in high regard as a woman and as a significant other...only to find out that she was fucking crazy.
Long Story Short I got mad..said some shit while mad that we as a couple never fully recovered from..she could not get past it...I tried to give her a reasonable amount of time to get past it...I lost my patience and said we should just be friends for the moment and see what happens in the future...she didnt like that answer...so she decided to do some very vindictive shit involving the authorities..so now we are in the middle of unnecessary litigation....so I speak with the prosecutor the other day and this cat must really have thought I was a nigger...seriously...he was using all his big words from his baby Einstein dvd's and everything..I was laughing in my head and thinking he really thinks this intimidation is going to work...I am very versed with the legal system hell I work at a courthouse and attend proceedings at least 10 times a week! This shit your shoveling is not going to work..So I let him finish...and he ask me if I wanted to plead to the fraudulent charges..I told him it was no way I was going to plead to this for the simple fact Im innocent and judging from the police report...and the evidence at hand its very clear to see that this matter should not have even made it this far....He proceeds to try some more intimidation tactics telling me my ex has a list of items that she says were stolen from her home
At this point I became slighty pissed off at her considering the property I pay for and allowed her to stay at hers....So I look at this list....Cd's,DVD's,Ipod,Televisions,Zune,Cash,and Her Jetta...im just looking at this like....are you fuckin serious this is all my shit...Honest as god as my witness...this bitch brought her clothes,her sons clothes....and a fucking grand prix...that is the extent of the things she owned at my residence...Then to add further insult she tried to say she paid the mortgage for the month on the home..I was to done at this point...I really contemplated making her lie of domestic violence true at this point..I really thought about just grabbing her ass and choking her in the fashion that Homer did to Bart in those butterfinger commercials.
Long Story Short...Lawyers were hired at this point..Because I happen to be smarter than her stupid ass I took photos on the day this happened when I returned to the home after all was said and done...and took tons of pictures of the aftermath of her tantrum...so I am not to worried about legal proceedings....Im just moreso pissed that I wasted years out of my life with someone like this